We’re hosting our fun, nerdy nights on the first Wednesday of EVERY MONTH
next event is 1 March at Little Andromeda.
1 March Speakers:
“Sex and pleasure with my cornflakes, please?”
by Tracy Clelland
Many adults talk to their children about the risk of sex, but where does that leave masturbation and mutual pleasure? How does learning about ‘pleasure’ help us as adults? This a historical (and hopefully funny) look at what cornflakes and young people tell us about how to ‘do’ sexuality education. Be prepared for an interactive talk where you may have to talk to the person next to you — just like in a relationship.
Tracy is a sexuality educator, researcher, mother, adventurer, and fundamentally an advocate for people’s right to sexual and reproductive health. When she is not off backpacking in Africa, she is an adjunct lecturer at the University of Canterbury.
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“How far will people go to protect their reputations?”
by Andy Vonasch
Andy will discuss the science of human reputation protection, from various perspectives including evolutionary psychology, social psychology, and personality psychology. He will talk about studies where people suffered physical pain or put their hand in a bucket of worms just to avoid damaging their reputation.
Andy is a psychological scientist and senior lecturer at the University of Canterbury and the author of several scientific journal articles on the psychological processes enabling reputation protection.
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“Lessons learnt from taking students into the jungle”
by Sophie Horsfall
With a background in marine science, Sophie’s interest in jellyfish ended up leading to a stint in Southeast Asia taking international school groups hiking in jungles, exploring coral reefs, and generally taking science outdoors. Her talk will take you through the ins and outs of running an educational school trip, all the things that could possibly go wrong, and the lessons she’s learnt that are still relevant today.
With too many interests and only one body, Sophie is never quite sure where she comes from or where she is going. Having lived and worked in several countries and jobs during her short life, including a stint as a field biologist in Southeast Asia and a mountain guide in Canada, Sophie now finds herself in her 8th country working in disaster risk and resilience as a research consultant.
Nerd Nite Christchurch is BACK for 2023.
We’re hosting events on the first Wednesday of EVERY MONTH
starting 1 February at Little Andromeda.
1 Feb Speakers:
“Monsters 101”
by Erin Harrington
A whirlwind tour through the world of monsters and the monstrous. Raaar! Content note: will contain vampires, David Cronenberg, and muppets.
Erin is a monster kid from way back who now spends her days spreading the good word on horror film in her job as a senior lecturer at the University of Canterbury. She is the author of the book “Women, Monstrosity and Horror Film: Gynaehorror,” is currently writing a book on the “What We Do in the Shadows” universe, and is a regular host and panelist on the comedy podcast The Nerd Degree.
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“Wooden bullet trains up and down NZ”
by Rollo Wenlock
Did you know engineers and architects are now putting steel aside and using wood to build skyscrapers? How would this work in fast trains?
Rollo is CEO of Miro Rail, a company designing and building the future of mobility (mainly on rails).
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“Marscrete: Building on Mars”
by Allan Scott
We often talk about the possibility of one day moving to Mars. But, how would we actually build the necessary shelter and infrastructure there?
Allan is an Associate Professor of Engineering at University of Canterbury and an expert on concrete structures.
Nerd Nite Christchurch is turning 1!
Join us on 9 November, 2022 at Little Andromeda for nerdy talks on AI Fonts on Mars.
Come at 6pm for a drink. Presentations begin at 6:30pm.
Presentations:
“Trump, Sex and Comic Sans: Why the fonts you choose really matter”
by Chris Flack
What do Trump and Comic Sans have in common? Could bad kerning lead to sex? (what even is kerning?) and the most important question — What is the best font to fire someone with? Chris will take us on a journey to show why the fonts we choose really matter. He’ll highlight a few key fonts that could, should, and maybe not be used to fire someone. And how a better font could have saved Donald Trump.
Chris is a self-confessed font geek and trained graphic designer. He spends his day trying to avoid using Microsoft word and hiding when a client asks ‘Can you try it in comic sans?” At night he can be found reading books that use ‘awesome fonts’ to his two young kids.
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“Your Car Will Spy on You and You’ll Love it”
by Adam Lyness
Despite all the hype, our lives haven’t fundamentally changed because of AI… yet. AI can draw a beautiful picture of an ‘avocado armchair’ but still can’t tell us if the avocado we just bought in the supermarket is going to be a sad disappointment. On the other hand, AI is really good at spying on us and if we apply AI surveillance now to our road network it’ll save 1000s of lives. The tech required is here already, and it’s fairly cheap. How do we collectively weigh up the pros and cons of lives saved against a perceived loss of privacy?
Adam is a director at Intranel Consulting. He helps clients to improve productivity through AI so that he can afford to buy more avocados.
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“When Spooning Led to Forking: The Evolution of Eating Utensils”
by Nicole O’Hearne
Ever wondered why the fork looks like it does? Why Europeans always have a utensil in each hand while eating, but Americans like to just use a fork? Why a lot of Asian countries use chopsticks, but the Thai use a fork and spoon?
In honour of our 1 year anniversary, Nicole is back to explain all this and more! An engineer turned winemaking student by day and a table-setting aficionado by night, her upbringing with etiquette and table-setting classes makes her uniquely qualified to speak on this topic.
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Be there AND be square!
Tickets $10 at Humanitix
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Think TED talks with beer. Discovery Channel meets Drunk History.
Be there AND be square!
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Presentations:
“How to vandalise Wikipedia”
by Mike Dickison
Did you hear about the young farmer from Dannevirke who got his name added to a Wikipedia list of mythical Japanese monsters, and it ended up appearing as one of the monsters in a fancy board game? Stories like this make it seem like Wikipedia’s easy to vandalise; how much can we trust it? How do we detect hoaxes? If we were sociopathic enough to want to get false information into the encyclopaedia and make it stick, what would we need to know?
Dr Mike Dickison did his PhD on giant flightless birds and has been a museum curator and digital librarian. Now he spends most of his time encouraging people to improve Wikipedia, but in this one-off exclusive talk he’ll turn things around and reveal the grubby world of making it less accurate. Follow him on Twitter: @adzebill
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“Gin and Tectonics: Earthquake Engineering on the Rocks”
by Brandy Alger
What do earthquake engineering and drinking have in common? Very little, it seems, other than the word munted. But after attending this talk when you find yourself a bit tipsy in the newly revamped CBD, you can stare in awe at all of the incredible engineering technology keeping the city safe.
Brandy Alger is an extroverted engineer turned social scientist on a mission to engage the masses around natural hazards. As part of this mission, Brandy has created a “fun and nerdy” walking tour of some of Ōtautahi’s best earthquake resilient buildings and technology in the West End.
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“Necator americanus: The Saviour of the Universe?”
by Jacquie Leaman
Jacquie has attempted to alter her gut microbiome by self-inoculating with the non-pathogenic hookworm species, Necator americanus. She aims to inform, entertain and try and persuade you that medical science has misinterpreted the relationship between Necator americanus and Homo sapiens.
Jacquie Leaman is a medical scientist with 40+ years of experience having trained aeons ago within various departments in Pathology. Currently, she is employed as Head of Department in Microbiology at Canterbury SCL and is in the science of growing bugs from people. She has a passion for all things “health,” hence her interest in the gut microbiome.
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Doors: 6:00pm
Presentations: 6:30pm
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Are you ready to get nerdy!?
Think TED talks with beer. Discovery Channel meets Drunk History.
10 August, 6:30 pm
Little Andromeda
Be there AND be square!
Get tickets by clicking HERE!
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“Climate hypocrisy and the need for a systems vaccine”
by Danny Rood
Regardless of how hard we try to tackle climate change, we’re probably going to be labelled hypocrites in one way or another. Looking at behaviour change and the systems currently in place, is it possible to have a society where us moral do-gooders can do what’s needed to keep the ocean from swallowing up properties and the sun from giving us a year-round tan?
Danny is an environmental practitioner doing emissions reduction things for Toitū Envirocare. After stints in the energy industry, the oil and gas sector, central government, and as a freelance photographer, he’s back where he needs to be. And he’s not getting as depressed about the planet as he used to.
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“Construction in the world’s most hostile environment – Antarctica”
by Matt Jordan
Matt will discuss what it takes to rebuild New Zealand’s Antarctic Research Station – Scott Base. He’ll present an overview of the challenges associated with building in the coldest, windiest, highest and driest continent on the planet. There will also be pictures of penguins.
Matt Jordan is a Project Manager at New Zealand’s national Antarctic Program – Antarctica New Zealand. He is a Board Director for the US Antarctican Society and is the Co-Chair for the Canterbury Branch of New Zealand’s Antarctic Society. Matt’s experience spans seven continents, with a resume that includes kayak guiding and instructing in the Norwegian Fjords, teaching English in Brazil, and building power stations in Australia and New Zealand. Matt has been to Antarctica six times, with a seventh deployment planned for October 2022.
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“The physics and unfortunate events behind champagne”
by Olaf Schelezki
Who invented Champagne? How should you drink Champagne on Mars? Is Champagne the Caterpillar and Butterfly for a desperately sophisticated monk or an Alice in Wonderland Rabbit Hole for scientists and polite snobs?
Olaf is a German-born Pole with an early discovered affinity for wine and an eager protector of its philanthropic, cultural, and mystical importance. He is a studied and worked Viticulturist and Oenologist, academic, and highly decorated sparkling wine producer (i.e. his parents drank all of it).
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Think TED talks with beer. Discovery Channel meets Drunk History.
Let’s get nerdy about pregnancy tests, cults, and law. Bar opens 6pm, talks at 6:30pm.
Feel free to hang after! Be there AND be square!
Get tickets by clicking HERE!
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“Rabbit Hole Resistance – How to Survive the Infodemic”
by Anke Richter
Worried about anti-vax propaganda? Angry at the Wellington protesters? Wondering what on earth – given it’s not flat – has happened to millions of minds during the pandemic? You might need the Rabbit Hole Resistance. Find out from a FACTivist what cults and conspiracy theorists have in common, and how to push back against misinformation with compassion.
Anke Richter is an international journalist and writer with a special interest in weird stuff and alternative festivals. Her next book, “Cult Trip”, comes out later this year. She co-founded FACT (Fight Against Conspiracy Theories) Aotearoa and Rabbit Hole Resistance on FB. Check out factaotearoa.nz!
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“The Positively Negative Origins of the Modern Pregnancy Test”
by Anna Hobbs
The modern “pee-on-a-stick” is what comes to mind when you think of a pregnancy test, but until surprisingly recently, the methods of detecting a bun in the oven were inaccurate, inaccessible, expensive, and involved…frogs? Expect to learn about the many methods used throughout history to discover if there is a wee one on the way.
Anna is a water engineer by day and loves biking, knitting, and spiralling down Wikipedia wormholes in her spare time (hence this choice of topic). While admittedly unqualified, she is looking forward to sharing how this invention has transformed women’s rights and healthcare in modern history.
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“Are there rules saying a dog can’t be a lawyer?”
by Johnny Sewell
25 years ago the groundbreaking film Air Bud was released. While the film is ostensibly about a dog that is kind of good at basketball, it raises important questions about the importance of rules in our society, and touches on philosophical issues about how we define people both legally, and in broader society.
Johnny Sewell is a Practice Manager at local law firm Godfreys Law, and has a special interest in 90s films, American sports, dogs, and wasting work time on Wikipedia deep dives and researching pointless legal arguments.
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Doors: 6:00pm
Presentations: 6:30pm
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Think TED talks with beer. Discovery Channel meets Drunk History.
We’ve got a lineup of talks on love, sex, and magic ready for you.
Be there AND be square!
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“Back in the Binary”
by Kit Hindin
Ever wondered what all the new gender labels mean; how you can be an ally; or why any of it matters? Join Kit on a short journey through their gender-curious childhood and adolescence and the awkward and funny situations they’ve waded through to get to gender-euphoria.
Kit is a facilitator and consultant working with strategy, diversity and culture. They facilitate workshops on diversity and allyship among other things.
Links: kithindin.com | Article on nonbinary identities: https://bit.ly/3qX82NN
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“Myths & Phallus-ies — the shaky herstory of the vibrator”
by Caleb Dunne
Today, they are synonymous with masturbation and female sexuality. But before emerging as empowering toys, vibrators were conceived with different motivations in mind. Learn about their origins and development in this titillating tour through time.
Caleb has a degree in engineering and works for the government. He also had a mullet growing up, is a middle child, and competed in a mermaid/man competition. He is reluctantly the Deputy Nerd Boss of Nerd Nite Christchurch.
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“Pretty Lights And Where To Find Them”
by Matthew Bridle
The aurora is a magical phenomenon that has been enthralling civilisations since the beginning of time. This talk will uncover some of the many mysteries of the aurora and will give you some pointers on how to see one for yourself.
By day Matthew is a software engineer, and by night he’s a keen aurora chaser. He’s been fascinated by space weather and its many effects on Earth since he was a teenager and loves driving to remote locations to watch the night sky, and hopefully get some pictures of the Southern Lights!
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Doors: 6:00pm
Presentations: 6:30pm
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Vaccine passes will be required to enter the venue.
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Are you ready to get nerdy!? Join us for the first-ever Nerd Nite Christchurch on 27 October 2021!
This global event has finally landed in Ōtautahi. Be there and be square.
Get tickets by clicking HERE!
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“When Spooning Led to Forking – The Evolution of Eating Utensils”
by Nicole O’Hearne
Ever wondered why the fork looks like it does? Why Europeans always have a utensil in each hand while eating, but Americans like to just use a fork? Why a lot of Asian countries use chopsticks, but the Thai use a fork and spoon?
Nicole is here to explain all this and more! A structural engineer by day but a table setting aficionado by night, her upbringing with etiquette and table setting classes make her uniquely qualified to speak on this topic.
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“Everyday Life Behind Bars — how to use a bike for (almost) everything”
by Emily Cambridge
This talk will highlight how life behind this set of bars can actually give you the greatest sense of freedom.
With a background in landscape architecture and urban design, Emily now calls herself a fraudster Landscape Architect, having worked on walking and cycling projects across NZ for over 5 years. Emily is passionate about the humble (and not so humble) bicycle and all that these machines can offer us in our everyday lives.
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“Demons, Witches, Bedlam, and Schizophrenia”
by Hugh Benson
Schizophrenia – what it was, what it is, what it might not be and what comes next.
Hugh Benson, a Psychology student at the University of Canterbury, shares a seminar he gave on Schizophrenia. Join his perplexed classmates on a trip through the history of a damaged mind.
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Doors: 6:00pm
Presentations: 6:30pm
Where: Pegasus Arms – Upstairs
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